THE SHIRT

"A milf in cat cow
A pornstar receptionist in a pencil skirt
I make appointments with my laser lady
Every four weeks
I’m corporate (I’m c*nt?)
Eating my market fresh
I’m flirty at all functions
Cheetah print at family affairs
My bin is ripe
My ethic is organic
So many poets writing about bl*wj*bs
What about blow drys?
In the evenings
I’m sad Kathy from accounts
Meal prep, yoga, sad wank
I close the door and give it a go
Mummy needs some me
My endless affirmation
Every occasion calls a sarong"

Digital printed heavyweight cotton tee.

Designed and cut for oversized effect.

Made from 100% combed organic cotton.

Fair-Wear, Vegan and GOTS accredited.

Manufactured with wind and solar power.

To protect the digital print, shape and colour of your garment

• Wash inside out
• Cold wash only
• Do not tumble dry
• Iron on reverse only
• Line dry only

Following these steps will ensure longevity of your shirt.

Model is 5"9 and is pictured wearing size 2XL, for an exaggerated oversized fit.

Designed for oversized fit, size down for tighter fit.